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Jump to season: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4

Season 1

1x01 - Pilot
1x02 - Paternity
1x03 - Occam's Razor
1x04 - Maternity
1x05 - Damned If You Do
1x06 - The Socratic Method
1x07 - Fidelity
1x08 - Poison
1x09 - DNR
1x10 - Histories
1x11 - Detox
1x12 - Sports Medicine
1x13 - Cursed
1x14 - Control
1x15 - Mob Rules
1x16 - Heavy
1x17 - Role Model
1x18 - Babies & Bathwater
1x19 - Kids
1x20 - Love Hurts
1x21 - Three Stories
1x22 - Honeymoon

Season 2

2x01 - Acceptance
2x02 - Autopsy
2x03 - Humpty Dumpty
2x04 - TB or Not TB
2x05 - Daddy's Boy
2x06 - Spin
2x07 - Hunting
2x08 - The Mistake
2x09 - Deception
2x10 - Failure to Communicate
2x11 - Need to Know
2x12 - Distractions
2x13 - Skin Deep
2x14 - Sex Kills
2x15 - Clueless
2x16 - Safe
2x17 - All In
2x18 - Sleeping Dogs Lie
2x19 - House vs. God
2x20 - Euphoria (Part 1)
2x21 - Euphoria (Part 2)
2x22 - Forever
2x23 - Who's Your Daddy?
2x24 - No Reason

Season 3

3x01 - Meaning
3x02 - Cane & Able
3x03 - Informed Consent
3x04 - Lines in the Sand
3x05 - Fools for Love
3x06 - Que Será Será
3x07 - Son of Coma Guy
3x08 - Whac-A-Mole
3x09 - Finding Judas
3x10 - Merry Little Christmas
3x11 - Words and Deeds
3x12 - One Day, One Room
3x13 - Needle in a Haystack
3x14 - Insensitive
3x15 - Half-Wit
3x16 - Top Secret
3x17 - Fetal Position
3x18 - Airborne
3x19 - Act Your Age
3x20 - House Training
3x21 - Family
3x22 - Resignation
3x23 - The Jerk
3x24 - Human Error

Season 4

4x01 - Alone
4x02 - The Right Stuff
4x03 - 97 Seconds
4x04 - Guardian Angels
4x05 - Mirror, Mirror
4x06 - Whatever It Takes
4x07 - Ugly
4x08 - You Don't Want to Know
4x09 - Games
4x10 - It's A Wonderful Lie
4x11 - Frozen
4x12 - Don't Ever Change

Random House M.D. Trivia

The show was inspired by The Diagnosis Column in the New York Times Magazine which spotlights unusual medical cases. Executive Producer Paul Attanasio came up with the concept and pitched it to the networks as a medical procedural. Creator David Shore revised the idea into a character drama where the medical cases became the instrument instead of the focus of the storytelling.