Thanks to Kathy for these great How I Met Your Mother transcripts.

Jump to season: 1 - 2 - 3

Season 1

1x01 - Pilot
1x02 - Purple Giraffe
1x03 - Sweet Taste of Liberty
1x04 - Return of the Shirt
1x05 - Okay Awesome
1x06 - Slutty Pumpkin
1x07 - Matchmaker
1x08 - The Duel
1x09 - Belly Full of Turkey
1x10 - The Pineapple Incident
1x11 - The Limo
1x12 - The Wedding
1x13 - Drumroll, Please
1x14 - Zip, Zip, Zip
1x15 - Game Night
1x16 - Cupcake
1x17 - Life Among the Gorillas
1x18 - Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
1x19 - Mary the Paralegal
1x20 - Best Prom Ever
1x21 - Milk
1x22 - Come On

Season 2

2x01 - Where Were We?
2x02 - The Scorpion and the Toad
2x03 - Brunch
2x04 - Ted Mosby: Architect
2x05 - World's Greatest Couple
2x06 - Aldrin Justice
2x07 - Swarley
2x08 - Atlantic City
2x09 - Slap Bet
2x10 - Single Stamina
2x11 - How Lily Stole Christmas
2x12 - First Time In New York
2x13 - Columns
2x14 - Monday Night Football
2x15 - Lucky Penny
2x16 - Stuff
2x17 - Arrivederci, Fiero
2x18 - Moving Day
2x19 - Bachelor Party
2x20 - Showdown
2x21 - Something Borrowed
2x22 - Something Blue

Season 3

3x01 - Wait For It...
3x02 - We're Not From Here
3x03 - Third Wheel
3x04 - Little Boys
3x05 - How I Met Everyone Else
3x06 - I'm Not That Guy
3x07 - Dowisetrepla
3x08 - Spoiler Alert
3x09 - Slapsgiving
3x10 - The Yips
3x11 - The Platinum Rule
3x12 - No Tomorrow
3x13 - Ten Sessions
3x14 - The Final Four