How I Met Your Mother Transcripts
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
2x03: Brunch
Original Airdate: 10/2/2006
Written by: Stephen Lloyd
Directed by: Pamela Fryman
Transcribed by Kathy exclusively for TVTDB.com
(photo of Marshall, Lily, Mr. Mosby, Mrs. Mosby, Robin, Ted and Barney sitting around table)
Future Ted VO: You know the one in the den? It was taken back in 2006 when grandma and grandpa came to visit me and we all went out to brunch. We all looked pretty happy, right?
(clicking sound of photo being taken)
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
(Marshall, Lily, Mr. Mosby, Mrs. Mosby, Robin, Ted and Barney sitting around table)
Future Ted VO: Wrong.
(Marshall and Lily talk quietly to each other)
Lily: I wish your face would melt off
Marshall: I wish your eyeballs would explode.
Lily: I hate you.
Marshall: I hate you more.
(Ted and Barney talk quietly to each other)
Ted: I'm gonna kill him.
Barney: I can't say I blame you.
Ted: No, I mean, I'm seriously gonna kill him.
(Robin and Mrs. Mosby talk quietly to each other)
Robin: I don't care how unpleasant it is, you have to talk to him.
Mrs. Mosby: Not now
Robin: OK, if you don't, I will. Mrs. Mosby: Robin...
(Mrs. Mosby lifts her arms up in protest and hits tray waitress is carrying and knocks it out of her arms, dishes break)
Future Ted VO: OK, for any of this to make sense, you gotta understand there are three parts to this story. Let's start with the Marshall and Lily part.
(black screen with just the words 'the marshall and lily part' in white)
INT. APARTMENT
(Ted sitting on couch, Mr. Mosby sitting in chair, Mrs. Mosby walking in from kitchen holding mugs, Mrs. Mosby hands one mug to Mr. Mosby)
Future Ted VO: As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown my parents to New York for the weekend.
Mrs. Mosby: Oh, I forgot to tell you, your cousin Jimmy had a wonderful time at that spa he visited.
Ted: You mean the spa the judge ordered him to go to to quit cocaine?
Mrs. Mosby: Coffee?
Future Ted VO: You know, grandma and grandpa didn't like to talk about things that were uncomfortable, emotional or in any way, real.
(Mrs. Mosby hands Ted mug, Lily and Marshall walk out from his bedroom, Lily is carrying a box of CD's)
Lily: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Mosby.
Mr. Mosby: Oh, Lily. Hi Marshall.
Marshall: Good to see you.
Lily: I was just stopping by to pick up some of my things.
Mrs. Mosby: Yes, we were so sorry to hear about your, you know...the ... well.
Marshall: Lily calling off the wedding and dumping me.
Lily: Me begging Marshall to take me back and him rejecting me.
Mrs. Mosby: I love your hair.
OPENING CREDITS
INT. APARTMENT
(Lily and Marshall talk to Mr. and Mrs. Mosby)
Future Ted VO: This was only the second time Marshall and Lily had seen each other since breaking up. But to their credit it wasn't that awkward.
Marshall: Actually, we're cool. We just divided up CD's, it was all very civil. I'm proud of us. We're good.
Mrs. Mosby: Well, we were all gonna go to Casa a Pezzi at eight. Lily, would you like to join us?
Lily: Um...
(Lily looks at Marshall)
Marshall: What?
Lily: Well, I don't wanna go if it would make you uncomfortable.
Marshall: Why would it?
Lily: Well, we're good, but, you gotta admit there's stuff between us.
Marshall: Um, not for me. Now it's just like we're friends. It's like we're brother and sister.
Lily: Brother and sister? OK, fine, yeah, see ya at the restaurant, bro.
(Lily walks out of apartment)
Future Ted VO: See, not awkward at all.
INT. CASA A PEZZI
(Robin, Ted, Mrs. Mosby, Barney, Mr. Mosby, Marshall sitting around table; Lily walks in wearing tight red dress)
Lily: Hello, everyone.
Everyone: Hi.
Lily: Hello Marshall.
(Lily walks over to empty chair by Marshall)
Mrs. Mosby: Lily, that is a stunning dress.
Lily: Oh, thanks. It's kinda revealing. But I thought, hey, we're all family. Right, bro?
(Lily slugs Marshall on arm, struggles to sit down)
Ted: What's wrong?
Lily: Oh, I hurt my ankle in yoga today. The instructor told me to just take deep breaths to get through the pain. Just... (takes two deep inhales)
Lily: Are you all right? You're kinda sweating.
Marshall: No, fine. This roll is really spicy
INT. APARTMENT
(subtitled 'the next morning,' Barney sitting on couch, Marshall pacing around him)
Marshall: Lily is evil. She just wore that dress to torture me. Well, you know what? Two can play at that game. You see, at brunch, I'm gonna torture Lily right back. Yeah, there's a part of my body that she's got a weakness for too.
Barney: Dude, you can't whip that out at brunch.
Marshall: No, not that. I'm going to unleash my calves.
(Marshall sits down on chair)
Barney: That's crazy. Nobody's turned on by men's calves. They're a thoroughly un-erotic body part.
Marshall: Well, yeah, I'd say that too if I had those skinny little chicken legs.
Barney: I'll be waiting by the phone for your apology.
(Barney gets up and leaves)
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
(Lily, Mr. Mosby, Mrs. Mosby, Robin, Ted and Barney sit around table; Marshall walks in)
Future Ted VO: So Marshall showed up at brunch with a plan.
Marshall: Hello.
(everyone mumbles hellos)
Lily: Hey, how you feeling? You looked kinda feverish last night.
(Marshall sits down in empty chair next to Lily)
Marshall: Oh no. I actually feel great. It is kinda warm in here though, isn't it?
Lily: I don't know, if anything...
(Marshall unzips pant leg zipper)
Lily: What are you doing?
Marshall: Oh, nothing, nothing at all. I'm just making myself feel a little bit more comfortable.
(Marshall takes off bottom half of pant leg and starts to massage his calf)
Marshall: Oh, oh yes. I've been doing all these toe lifts lately so my calves have really been cramping up.
(Marshall continued to massage his calf, Lily looks longingly at Marshall's calf)
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT LADIES ROOM
(Marshall and Lily making out against door to ladies room)
Marshall: Take off your dress.
Lily: Take off the rest of your pants.
(Marshall and Lily walk back towards table)
Lily: I really wasn't expecting that to happen.
Marshall: Yeah, me neither. It kinda complicates things, doesn't it? Lily: Yeah, it does. Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me? You know you have a punter's leg.
Marshall: Why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me? You know you have boobs.
Lily: Just admit it, you came here trying to seduce me.
(Marshall and Lily sit down at table)
Marshall: Seduce you? You seduced me.
Lily: You sat down next to me and took most of your pants off.
Marshall: You went to San Francisco for three months.
Lily: How is that seducing you?
Marshall: Well, it's not, but I'm still mad about it.
Lily: All right, that's it. I want the Beatles Anthology.
Marshall: Oh, well, that's too bad. I'm keeping it. And you know the U2 box set I gave you? Look inside, all Dave Matthews.
Lily: You're evil.
Waitress: Smile.
(Waitress takes picture)
(Ted and Barney talk quietly to each other)
Ted: I'm gonna kill him.
Barney: I can't say I blame you.
Ted: No, I mean, I'm seriously going to kill him.
(Waitress's tray gets knocked over)
Future Ted VO: Now let's talk about the Barney part of the story.
(black screen with words 'the barney part' in white)
INT. APARTMENT
(Ted and Robin talking)
Future Ted VO: This was gonna be Robin's first time meeting my parents so we were both a little nervous.
(knock on door, Ted opens door, Barney walks in)
Ted: Barney, what are you doing here?
Barney: I'm here to meet your parents. They must be dying to meet me after all the legendary Barney stories you told them.
Ted: I haven't told them any legendary Barney stories.
Barney: What?
Ted: Barney, here's a list of all the things I talk with my dad about. Baseball.
Barney: But I'm your best friend.
Ted: Well, actually, Marshall's my best friend.
Barney: I'm the most important person in your life.
Ted: Well, Robin's actually the most important person.
Barney: How could your parents not know about me? I'm delightful.
Robin: To us, sure, in very small infrequent doses. Come on, you're not exactly the kind of friend parents want their kid to have.
Barney: Oh really. Then I guess those shoes aren't the thing you're most wrong about today.
(knock on door, Ted opens door, Mr. and Mrs. Mosby walk in)
Ted: Hey, Mom. Hi Dad. I know you've all been excited to meet...
(Barney puts his hand out to shake hands with Ted's parents)
Barney: Barney Stinson. An honor to meet the two of you. That needlepoint 'bless this mess' pillow you made for Ted, what a stitch. Stitch! Did that just happen?
(Mr. and Mrs. Mosby laugh)
Ted: Ah, Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Robin.
(Ted's parents shake hands with Robin)
Mr. Mosby: Hello Robin.
Mrs. Mosby: Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, Robin. Oh you are so pretty. Isn't she pretty, Al?
Mr. Mosby: A real looker.
Robin: That's funny. I didn't even 'look' in the mirror today. That's not anything, is it? So, I made a reservation for San Marino tonight for 8 o'clock.
Barney: (chuckles) San Marino. Oh, you're serious. Yikes. No. We have to try Casa a Pezzi. Best salmon risotto I have ever had.
Mrs. Mosby: I love salmon risotto.
Barney: I know.
(Mr. and Mrs. Mosby and Ted sit down on couch)
Robin: How are we supposed to get a table at Casa a Pezzi? They're booked for weeks.
Barney: Well, lucky for you, I happen to know the head waitress, which is ironic because...
(Ted stands up suddenly to interrupt Barney)
Barney: Ironic, because we both work at a homeless shelter where I serve the food. Where do you volunteer, Robin? INT. KITCHEN
(Robin and Barney walk in, talking)
Robin: What's the matter with you? I'm his girlfriend and I'm not even trying that hard. Way to wreck the curve, kiss-ass.
Barney: Robin, I'm his best friend. That's a commitment. Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu, out of your system after a couple of weeks in bed. High-five. (Barney puts his hand up)
(Mrs. Mosby walks in)
Mrs. Mosby: Can I help?
Barney: Yes you can, Virginia. There's a story behind that brooch and I'm gonna hear it.
Mrs. Mosby: Funny you should ask.
INT. CASA A PEZZI
(Barney playing piano while everyone watches him, Barney finishes and everyone claps)
Mr. Mosby: Whoa, bravo, Barney.
Mrs. Mosby: That is my all-time favorite sonata. Barney, you are just delightful.
Barney: No, Virginia, you're delightful. I'm delighted. And he's just Ted. I'm really not planning these things. They just keep happening
Lily: Oops, I think I dropped an ice cube down here. Oh, it's so cold.
Marshall: All right, that's it, I'm out of here.
(Marshall starts to stand up and sits back down)
Marshall: Maybe later.
Barney: Anyone up for a drink at MacLaren's?
Robin: I'm kind of tired.
Lily: Me too.
Ted: Yeah, I'm sure my folks are gonna wanna...
Mr. Mosby: I feel like I can knock back a few Cervesas.
Ted: Cervezas? Did he fall?
Mrs. Mosby: I'd join you too but I want to get up early for mass tomorrow.
Barney: St. Peter's, 8:45 AM, it's my favorite service.
Ted: Wait a minute, you're able to cross the threshold of a church?
Barney: I'll save you a seat.
Mrs. Mosby: Barney, You are just terrific. (to Robin) Isn't he, Susan?
Robin: Robin. (pointing to self)
Barney: Susan, her name is Virginia.
INT. APARTMENT
(subtitled 'the next morning,' Ted opens front door to let Barney in)
Barney: Dude, I am sincerely ticked at your dad right now.
Ted: Why?
Barney: Last night we go to MacLaren's for a drink, right?
(flashback to previous evening at MacLaren's, Barney and Mr. Mosby are talking to Wendy the waitress)
Mr. Mosby: So Barney darts back into the burning house, lifts up the refrigerator I'm pinned under and pulls me to safety.
Wendy: Wow, You're like a hero.
Barney: I'm no hero, Wendy. You know who is a hero? My dalmatian, Smokey, he didn't...make it out. Sorry.
Wendy: You poor brave man.
Mr. Mosby: Why don't you give the guy a hug?
Barney: I'm ... OK.
(Wendy hugs Barney, Barney and Mr. Mosby give each other a thumbs-up behind her back)
(back to apartment scene where Ted and Barney are talking)
Ted: My dad was your wingman? This is really messing with my head. Barney, is my dad cool?
Barney: I'm not done. So your dad stays to finish his drink but I take off because I have to be up early to be at mass with your mom.
Ted: Sure.
Barney: Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar so I come back.
(flashback to bar previous night, Barney re-enters bar to get phone and sees Mr. Mosby and Wendy making out, takes a picture with his phone of them making out)
(back to apartment scene, Barney shows Ted picture on his phone)
Ted: Oh my God. Is that really...? Oh my God!
Barney: I know! Can you believe your dad rack-jacked me like that?
(return from commercial break)
Ted: My dad made out with Wendy, the waitress? He cheated on my mom? No, that's impossible.
Barney: Ted, it's a well-known statistic that 83% of people married longer than 6 months are seeing someone on the side.
Ted: Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use 83%?
Barney: You think I'm lying. Well, have you done any surveys on the subject because the good people at www.swingers.openmarriageisnataural\legalizedpolygamy.org have and they beg to differ.
Ted: It's not a real website.
Barney: Oh, and I suppose I didn't get a real t-shirt for running in their 10K.
(knock on front door, Ted opens it to let Mr. Mosby in)
Ted: Hi Dad.
Mr. Mosby: Ted. Barney.
Ted: Enjoying your vacation so far?
Mr. Mosby: Oh yeah.
Ted: Uh, listen, can I speak to you outside for a sec?
Mr. Mosby: Sure.
(Ted and Mr. Mosby walk out into the hallway)
Ted: So you went out with Barney last night?
Mr. Mosby: Yeah, uh-huh
Ted: Did you have a good time?
Mr. Mosby: Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry you couldn't join us.
(Ted remembers picture he saw on Barney's phone of Mr. Mosby and Wendy kissing)
Ted: Yeah. So...
Mr. Mosby: What?
Ted: Well.
Mr. Mosby: Well, what?
Ted: You think Cerrano's got a shot at the RBI title?
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
(Ted talking to Barney at table)
Ted: I wanted to confront him but I couldn't. I guess I got the let's-not-talk-about-anything-uncomfortable gene.
Barney: You didn't get your dad's close-the-deal gene, that's for sure.
Waitress: Smile.
(Waitress takes photo, returns camera back to Barney)
Barney: Great.
(Robin and Mrs. Mosby talk quietly to each other)
Robin: I don't care how unpleasant it is, you have to talk to him.
Mrs. Mosby: Not now.
Robin: OK, if you don't, I will.
Mrs. Mosby: Robin...
(Mrs. Mosby knocks tray over and dishes break)
Future Ted VO: OK, now I gotta back up all the way to the beginning and tell you the me and Robin part of the story.
(black screen with just 'the me and robin part' in white)
INT. APARTMENT
(subtitled 'the previous day,' Ted and Robin talking)
Future Ted VO: We were expecting my parents at any minute.
Ted: One last thing about my mom. She grills every single one of my girlfriends about when we're gonna get married and have kids.
Robin: But this is the first time she's meeting me.
Ted: Doesn't matter. And you'll know it's coming when she mentions my cousin, Stacy. Six kids in five years. The woman's basically a ride at a water park.
Robin: I don't want to get married and have kids. What am I supposed to say?
Ted: You know what? You're an adult with perfectly valid opinions. You shouldn't have to apologize for them.
Robin: I'm gonna lie.
Ted: I would.
INT. CASA A PEZZI
(Robin, Ted, Mrs. Mosby, Barney, Mr. Mosby, Marshall and Lily sit around table eating)
Lily: Thanks again for letting me have the U2 box set.
Marshall: I know how important it is to you.
Mrs. Mosby: I talked to Aunt Caroline the other day. Stacy's pregnant again.
Ted: Oh. Good for her.
Mrs. Mosby: So, dear...
Robin: Oh boy.
Mrs. Mosby: ... tell me what it's like being a journalist?
Robin: I'm just not ready.
Mrs. Mosby: OK, no pressure.
Robin: Oh, I thought you, um...it's great.
Mrs. Mosby: Good, focus on your job now because your career clock is ticking. There's time for marriage and kids and all that other stuff later.
Barney: Ooh, a piano.
INT. APARTMENT
(subtitled 'the next morning,' Ted and Robin talking)
Ted: You lucked out with my mom last night, huh? What a relief, right?
Robin: Oh absolutely. Whew! What a relief it is to know that I'm the one girlfriend that your mom doesn't want you to have kids with.
Ted: Hooray.
Robin: I mean, did she really think that your college girlfriend, Cheryl, would pop out attractive children? 'Cause I've seen pictures and, I'm sorry, that girl had a brow ridge like a caveman.
(Robin walks toward Ted's bedroom and Ted follows her)
Ted: Come on, she was just frowning under direct light. And besides that wasn't even what I liked about her, it was her...it's not important.
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
Barney: What happened to Marshall and Lily? Ted: Oh, they've been fighting lately. Probably off somewhere going at it.
(Waitress comes by with coffee carafe)
Waitress: More coffee?
Mrs. Mosby: Oh no, thank you.
(Waitress walks away)
Mrs. Mosby (to Robin): Isn't she sweet?
Robin: Well, if she's so sweet, maybe she should have Ted's babies.
Mrs. Mosby: Excuse me?
Robin: Nothing.
(Robin gets up and leaves, walks over to bathroom, finds door locked so knocks on door)
Lily (through door): In a minute.
Marshall (through door): Maybe less.
(Mrs. Mosby walks over to Robin)
Mrs. Mosby: Robin, dear, did I say something to upset you?
Robin: Why don't you want me to have your grandkids?
Mrs. Mosby: Do you wanna have my grandkids?
Robin: No. I mean, I don't know. I just, I want you to want me to have your grandkids. And you should. I'm a genetic goldmine. No family history of diabetes or heart disease. Everyone has nonporous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle but even he had perfect vision which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in. But, still he was a very fine man and...
(Marshall and Lily walk out of the ladies room)
Marshall: Excuse me, sorry, didn't know that there was a line.
Lily: Marshall, your zipper.
Marshall: Oh, right.
(Marshall stoops over to zip his pant leg zipper)
Mrs. Mosby: Robin, it's not that I don't want grandkids. It's just, I don't think anyone should make the mistake of getting married too young.
Robin: Why do you say that? I mean, you got married pretty young, that wasn't a mistake. Was it?
Mrs. Mosby: Well. OK, there's something you don't know.
Waitress: Smile.
(Waitress takes picture)
(Lily and Marshall talk quietly to each other)
Lily: I wish your face would melt off.
Marshall: I wish your eyeballs would explode.
(Ted and Barney talk quietly to each other)
Ted: I'm gonna kill him.
(Robin and Mrs. Mosby talk quietly to each other)
Robin: I don't care how unpleasant it is, you have to talk to him.
Mrs. Mosby: Not now.
Robin: OK, if you don't, then I will.
Mrs. Mosby: Robin...
(Mrs. Mosby knocks over tray and dishes break)
Mr. Mosby: Gosh, let me help you pick those up, sweetheart.
(Mr. Mosby gets up to help waitress clean up mess)
Ted: Sweetheart. Sweetheart?
(Ted gets up and goes over to where Mr. Mosby is)
Ted: The only sweetheart in your life should be the woman you married thirty years ago. Not the waitress at the bar last night and not this clumsy floozy.
Ted (to waitress): I'm upset. I don't know what I'm saying. Stay away from my dad.
Mrs. Mosby: Ted, what are you talking about?
Ted: Dad, you, uh, wanna tell mom what happened at the bar last night?
(Ted sits down) Mr. Mosby: OK, I hooked up with a waitress.
(Mr. Mosby sits down)
Mrs. Mosby: Oh.
Ted: Oh?
Mrs. Mosby: I mean, Oh! Oooh. We're gonna have a serious talk about this when we get home, Al.
(Mrs. Mosby hits Mr. Mosby lightly on arm)
Ted: Serious talk. Mom, he was kissing another woman. Don't you care?
Robin: Mrs. Mosby.
Mrs. Mosby: Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this.
Mr. Mosby: Your mother and I are divorced.
Ted: What, what do you mean, you're divorced? Since when?
Mrs. Mosby: Oh, gosh, it's been about nine months now.
Mr. Mosby: Closer to ten I think
Mrs. Mosby: Time flies.
Ted: So ten months ago you just up and decided to get divorced without telling me?
Mrs. Mosby: No, it wasn't a snap decision.
Mr. Mosby: Oh, we were separated almost two years.
Ted: How could you not tell me this?!
Mrs. Mosby: We meant to, it just never seemed like the right time.
Ted: So, last Christmas...
Mr. Mosby: We talked about telling you kids then, but it didn't seem very Christmas-y.
Ted: I got you a tandem bike.
Mr. Mosby: Oh, it didn't go to waste. Your mother and Frank ride it all the time.
Ted: Who the hell is Frank?
Mr. Mosby: Great guy. I actually set them up. You remember Dr. Muchnik, he did your braces.
Ted: OK, my head's about to explode and I don't want to get it all over everybody's waffles so I am leaving.
(Ted gets up and leaves; Robin, Mrs. Mosby and Mr. Mosby follow him out)
Mrs. Mosby: Teddy bear.
Barney: You know, he mentioned he was divorced last night. I totally spaced on that.
Barney: Ooh, no line at the omelet station.
(Barney gets up and leaves table also)
Marshall: Lily, I'm sorry that I said all those things.
Lily: Me too.
Marshall: I just find it really confusing to be around you right now.
Lily: It's the same for me. I think we're probably both better off trying to keep some distance for a while.
Marshall: Yeah, I think you're right.
(Marshall and Lily go back to eating their brunch)
Marshall: Are you wearing a pushup bra?
Lily: Did you Mystic Tan your calves? Marshall: I withdraw the question.
EXT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
(Mr. and Mrs. Mosby, Ted and Robin standing on street and talking)
Mr. Mosby: We're sorry we didn't say anything about the divorce.
Mrs. Mosby: It was wrong not to tell you.
Ted: Thank you.
Mr. Mosby: Listen, don't tell you sister.
Mrs. Mosby: It would just upset her.
Ted: No, this is ridiculous. We have to start talking about stuff, and not just baseball.
Mr. Mosby: Indians won today in a walk-off double.
Ted: Against the Red Sox? Wow, that's a big win. No no no, we're not gonna blow past this. I mean, I don't even know you people. I don't even know how you met.
Mr. Mosby: I never told you how I met your mother?
Ted: No.
Mr. Mosby: Oh, great story. In a bar.
Ted: That's it? That's what passes for communication in our family? When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything, the whole damn story.
Mr. Mosby: I think it was an Irish bar.
Ted: I just, I don't understand. You seemed so happy. When I was growing up, you seemed so...What happened?
Mr. Mosby: We just realized we're very different people
Mrs. Mosby: Your father's kind of a head-in-the-clouds romantic and I'm much more down-to-earth.
Ted: So? Robin and I are like that. That doesn't mean anything.
Mr. Mosby: I wanted kids, and your mother...also wanted kids.
Ted: Robin and I have different views on families. We're not gonna break up because of it.
Mrs. Mosby: On some level, I always knew. I didn't even want to go out with him in the beginning, but he spent months badgering me until I finally gave in.
Mr. Mosby: When you don't connect on that many fundamental levels it's only a matter of time before you realize you're not meant to be together.
Mrs. Mosby: But we love Robin.
Mr. Mosby: Absolutely. Meeting you was the highlight of my trip. Well, second highlight.
Mrs. Mosby: We'll see you inside.
Mr. Mosby: Sorry.
(Mr. and Mrs. Mosby go back into the restaurant)
Robin: Wow.
Ted: I know.
Robin: They love me!
INT. BRUNCH RESTAURANT
(Mr. Mosby, Mrs. Mosby, Robin, and Ted sit around table)
Mrs. Mosby: We are definitely gonna try and communicate more.
Mr. Mosby: From now on, full disclosure.
Ted: Good, good, I think it'll be really good for the family. By the way, how's grandma? She hasn't returned my last couple of calls.
(Mr. and Mrs. Mosby sit silently)
Mrs. Mosby: I'm gonna get some juice.
(Mrs. Mosby gets up and leaves table)
Ted: No.
(Mr. Mosby looks down)
Ted: No.
Mr. Mosby: You missed a great game last night. A real squeaker.